September 2, 2014

The Russians send 5 geckos into space for a sex experiment.

They all die.

23 comments:

Original Mike said...

Sex in space is fatal? That's really going to put a damper on Moon/Mars colonization plans.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

We're all gonna die of something. Space sex sounds like a pretty damn good way to go.

Rob said...

In space no one could hear them scream.

RonF said...

Rumor has it that astronauts have found that sex in space requires the participation of a 3rd party to provide the occasional shove as one floats around. Apparently this same behavior has been seen in dolphins - although they don't have arms to grab with ....

tim maguire said...

Did they die with smiles on their faces?

gerry said...

tags: lizards, Russia

I almost could not go on.

ErnieG said...

Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?

Revenant said...

The space sex geckos are dead?

Noooooo!

Ignorance is Bliss said...

ErnieG said...

Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

exhelodrvr1 said...

No, sex with geckos in space is fatal.

Tibore said...

"Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down, Russian news agencies report."

Boo, Russian space agency! BOOOOO!! If it's not death by Snu Snu, it's not a good death!!

Wince said...
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Wince said...

In the relationship between the United States and Russia, "I think what we've got on our hands is a dead gecko."

exhelodrvr1 said...

Just push the reset button. Everything will be fine.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Sadly, the state of the world is the Russian bear is encountering the Obama gecko.

Greg Hlatky said...

It's the fault of Ukrainian bandits. Time for another invasion!

Shawn Levasseur said...

Did they forget the duct tape?

Original Mike said...

""Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down,"

That's reassuring.

traditionalguy said...

That will teach them to buy the cut rate GEICO Insurance that doesn't cover outer space risks.

Unknown said...

The first dog in space, Laika, was Russian and also died. They lied about it for fifty years.

Steve said...

Barbarella survived sex in space. Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.

The Godfather said...

@Steve ("Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.")

YES!

Carnifex said...

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