May 12, 2018

"I need to make them look perfect for their family."

11 comments:

tcrosse said...

Let's have a moratorium on the use of 'Passionate' in a job context.

fivewheels said...

"____ is my passion" is a phrase that just reminds me of bad first dates. This would be one of the worst instances of that you could hear.

Back in the '90s, I was set up on blind dates on consecutive days by two different friends who had different ideas of whom I might like. The first night, a woman who was a realtor told me, "The theater is my passion." The next day, the stripper told me, "I love to (pg-rated word) (r-rated word)." It sounded a lot better.

Caldwell P. Titcomb IV said...

I saw a documentary about a mortician who was convicted of a murder not committed to "drum up business." He super-glued the dead peoples' mouths shut.

Tank said...

We've seen a foreign film about preparing the dead for their next journey; I think it was "Departures." It was quite good.

m stone said...

It's always for the family.

My sister's husband had a make-up person come and adjust my sister's face during the viewing. (Quite honestly, I did a double-take at the first botched job. The match against a photo was poorly done.) This is a bizarre practice best avoided--first and second application. I'm not sympathetic to the Western rituals.

Closed casket is the way to go.

PuertoRicoSpaceport.com said...

John Candy in Only the Lonely dated a mortuary make up artist (Ally Sheedy), if my memory is not failing.

One of Maureen O'Hara's last movies and she still had the chops.

On a double bill with Thelma and Louise. Luckily it was first. T&L bored me to tears and I walked out halfway.

John Henry

Earnest Prole said...

My response is the same as when I observe skillful and empathetic hospice workers: I thank God there are people who constructed in such a way that they enjoy serving difficult human needs.

southcentralpa said...

Open casket is morbid and grotesque.

I've always felt that way, but my time working at a community college where most of the undertakers in a particular eastern state are trained only reinforced my feelings on the matter. What a bunch of squirrelly weirdoes.

Kelly said...

Grew up in a funeral home. My step dad was the mortician/funeral director . It sounds odd, but embalming a body and getting them ready for a showing is an art. My step dad was an expert at it. He took care of the loved one/ deceased and made sure they looked their best for viewings. He was respectful and considerate. Now it’s all about shoving the dead into a crematorium. It’s cheaper I guess.

Yancey Ward said...

There are rumors that the Hillary! campaign tried to hire her.

Leora said...

Isn't this what Evelyn Waugh was making fun of Americans for in "The Loved One."